esposizione (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} esposizione) wrote,@ 2005-08-09 15:11:00 |
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langerie party at 3 o'clock!
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
Hahaha... at the end of this summer you all have to watch Wayne's World with me and laugh too.
In other news, Amanda, Evan, Ashley, Nate, Celeste (a drag queen friend of Nate's) and Jack (Nates's bf) went to Montreal this weekend wherein I discovered that halter tops do wonderful things for my broad shoulders and terrible things to boys' bank accounts, Nate discovered what an IDIOT Benny is (note to morons: do not volunteer that you were arrested for impersonating a police officer when attempting to cross a foreign boarder), Amanda discovered she was a 21 year old Biology major at UVM, Ashley discovered she was a certified man hunter... and I'm sure every one else discovered something about themselves as well but this sentence has already gone on for too long. Evan and Kate cooked Ashley and I dinner Thursday night at Kate's house (which is gorgeous... famous authors + archetect husbands = nice digs) and then Friday we (minus Kate) stayed at Amanda's house which is litterally about 20 minutes from Canada. The next day, after the Benny boarder fiasco we went up and hung out on St. Catherine's Street and rocked out until like 2amish. Due to some grievous directional error it took us until, what, 4 or 5 to get back to Amanda's that night? Nate and Evan DDed. The next morning we didn't get up until 1:30.
Also, for a variety of reasons, I've decided to stop being vegetarian. It's been exactly a year and I'm ready to eat meat again. Last night I had some salmon and it was AMAZING... so chewy and fishy and meaty... wow. A culinary orgasm. Then today, much to the dudes in maintenence's amusements, I had a turkey sandwich. So far, digestion is fine and I plan to continue with Operation Animalconsumption tomorrow.
Hans and John are going to start a hardcore rock band called The Festering Remnents.
I leave for Ireland in two weeks from yesterday. I'm finally starting to freak out about this. H-ah-ly Jay-sus, ooch iye.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
Hahaha... at the end of this summer you all have to watch Wayne's World with me and laugh too.
In other news, Amanda, Evan, Ashley, Nate, Celeste (a drag queen friend of Nate's) and Jack (Nates's bf) went to Montreal this weekend wherein I discovered that halter tops do wonderful things for my broad shoulders and terrible things to boys' bank accounts, Nate discovered what an IDIOT Benny is (note to morons: do not volunteer that you were arrested for impersonating a police officer when attempting to cross a foreign boarder), Amanda discovered she was a 21 year old Biology major at UVM, Ashley discovered she was a certified man hunter... and I'm sure every one else discovered something about themselves as well but this sentence has already gone on for too long. Evan and Kate cooked Ashley and I dinner Thursday night at Kate's house (which is gorgeous... famous authors + archetect husbands = nice digs) and then Friday we (minus Kate) stayed at Amanda's house which is litterally about 20 minutes from Canada. The next day, after the Benny boarder fiasco we went up and hung out on St. Catherine's Street and rocked out until like 2amish. Due to some grievous directional error it took us until, what, 4 or 5 to get back to Amanda's that night? Nate and Evan DDed. The next morning we didn't get up until 1:30.
Also, for a variety of reasons, I've decided to stop being vegetarian. It's been exactly a year and I'm ready to eat meat again. Last night I had some salmon and it was AMAZING... so chewy and fishy and meaty... wow. A culinary orgasm. Then today, much to the dudes in maintenence's amusements, I had a turkey sandwich. So far, digestion is fine and I plan to continue with Operation Animalconsumption tomorrow.
Hans and John are going to start a hardcore rock band called The Festering Remnents.
I leave for Ireland in two weeks from yesterday. I'm finally starting to freak out about this. H-ah-ly Jay-sus, ooch iye.
