Oh, go LARP about it...
Yesterday during the campus center lunch Sue asked me if I had heard about the sniper camped out between exits 1 and 2 on Rt. 91 that they'd just caught. Sniper? No, I had not. Apparently, though, his mom found some incriminating evidence in his room and turned him in.

**SNIPER ALERT UPDATE**

So Sue and Caroline come back in this morning HYPED up about hearing on the radio that not only was this sniper a Marlboro College alum (class of '90) but apparently if he wasn't caught he was planning on coming up to the college after he was done on 91.

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Ok everyone who has survived a year at Marlboro has had at least one fucked up dream about Marlboro's isolation and there being no help or way out if something actually went seriously wrong up there (dreams about serial killers on campus are quite common I hear). But it seems somehow really fitting that this nut, a sociology major no less, LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER FIFTEEN YEARS after he graduated, tries to snipe out on the highway and fails. Guys, we're doomed.

Hey so my birthday is Monday. And I'm working.