Good evening and welcome to Lifestyles of the Terrifically Awkward
I did a lot of stuff today and am too tired to actually write about it. I think that makes this the officially lamest post ever. Maybe I'll write love letters to people and inanimate objects instead.

Dear Vicky,
God, I'm so awkward! Sorry about that! I'd love to see you Friday if you're available.
Love,
Holly

Dear Nan Astley/King,
I want you. When you gave the rose to Florence I was like "Snap, Kitty Butler! You just got pranked to death with a crow bar!" which was totally mixing my pop culture referances but, you know. Anyway.
Love,
Holly

Dear whoever made me that mysterious mix CD many months ago,
I still don't know who you are but I was listening to that CD again today while running errands. It really does rock a lot and if you read my journal please tell me who you are!
Love,
Holly

Dear 5 cent deposit on every aluminum can recycled,
You are financing my life right now. Thanks!
Love,
Holly

Dear Ashley,
You rock.
Love,
Holly

Dear girl in the "south",
Mutual. ;)
Love,
Holly

Dear girl in the slightly northeastish,
I couldn't fall asleep last night because I was thinking about you.
Love,
Holly

Dear girl in southeast asia,
I'm looking forward to your return. I think we'll have a lot to talk about.
Love,
Holly

Dear Caitlyn,
I wrote your letter on Sunday and I'm going to try REALLY hard to actually get it in the mail tomorrow. I hope you still check in here on Animal Farm.
Love,
Holly

Dear girl in the flat midwest where there are no hills on which to ski,
Am I going to see you before July 9th? Dude, what's the dealio?
Ciao bella,
Holly

Dear apples and coffee,
I love you.
Love,
Holly

Dear Carrie Weikel,
You have been very helpful in this whole stupid room charge process. You're a lovely person. I'm really sorry I was terrified of talking to you 5 months ago and had to get Caitlyn to do it. That's a little embarrassing. But you were nice even then and told Caitlyn to tell me you weren't anything to be afraid of and I should come by and chat sometime. Thinking back, I never did. Even when my RA let slip that Spencer and I had switched rooms. Then you wrote me desolate sounding emails over spring break. Rock on, dean!
Love,
Holly

Dear girl who was eyeing me in CVS,
I saw you. I had nothing to say to you. I still don't.
Cordially,
Holly

Dearest Victorian England,
I love you. More than apples and coffee I love you. I want to study you and examine you and research your inner literary workings. When Nan was like "I'm going to be the Angel in the House" I totally got the referance. Yes, I've been meaning to ask you this for a while, Victorian England.... will you be my primary time period for... for Plan?
Desperately yours,
Holly

Dear Phantom of the Opera,
You do not have my pity. Though the electric guitar during that one song was a nice touch. And Emmy Rossum is hot. I'll be her angel of music.
Love,
Holly


Dear Self,
Go to bed like a normal human being.
Love,
Holly