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[May. 12th, 2005|01:47 am] |
I pierced my tounge today. It hurts like aashdfjk;dhfklajsfjkl. I also can't talk very well if I'm not focusing hard on it. I named my piercing Selma. Selma is very needy. Tomorrow I will have to get alcohol-free mouthwash for her. And she wants a salt bath. Right now. Little bitch.
Can you be sympathetically drunk? Because I definitely couldn't drink tonight (FRUSTRATION) but I was still and am feeling the love.
A good excercise for stressed out Marlborians: When at a party, stop trying to do everyone and look around and watch as everybody else plays out their ridiculously dramatic lives. It's all of us. And its painfully interconnected. Love it!
Oh, by the way, livejournal community, I got accepted to UCC (university college cork [Ireland]) for all of next academic year. Yeah bitches. Now I just gots to do the paperwork. UCC is almost as demanding as Selma and twice as painful. Bitches and hos.
OH! And so there's this girl... who is either Kris Reisburg's cousin or friend or something but I have her screen name and was casually stalking her away message the other day (as I do with all of you. it's one of my favorite past times) when LO AND BEHOLD right there in her buddy info was my last post about Ace of Base dance parties. I'm really glad every one understands the power, love, and glory that is Ace of Base.
Tomorrow is CaitlynDay2005. I owe her one.
Also, if anyone has any alcohol-free mouthwash, I would deeply appreciate a swig. |
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